Lame Joke Thread

Because in Discord we see this pop up at all time, I’ll go first:

Q: Who’s Pandora Virus favorite Simpson character?
A: Edna Crab-appel

Thank you

How many crabmen does it take to change a lightbulb…?..

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Q: What is a crabman general’s favourite tactic?
A: The Pincer maneuver.

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None? They just mutate until achieving the desired bioluminescense :smiley:

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Q: Why did the Crabman keep all the guns and bullets to himself?
A: Because he was shellfish.

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