So did the Pandoran’s first wipe out all the barbershops and hair salons? And the gyms? I never seen such pudgy cadets and with the worst haircuts ever.
Those are new stylish looks in 2047 
Well, when I look back at what I thought made me look “stylish”, it just f*cking grinds my gears. Add an alien invasion PLUS a viral epidemic, and things in PP’s universe are just different 
Alright, I guess I’ll cut them some slack. But I really think getting in shape and giving them decent haircuts would really boost their confidence on the battlefield.